Mason Pickett

Worldwide Smokers Lung (7/21/2026)

I decided to pick the perfect week in Illinois to see Paul Simon at the infamous OUTDOOR concert venue in Highland Park, Ravinia. Yes, truly, an amazing decision. Not to mention....
THE AIR QUALITY WAS 919! IT DON'T EVEN GO THAT HIGH! Worst in History!

I don't know why Canada is catching on fire so goddamn much (well, I do...but ranting about it is more fun). This is why I am now in Rhode Island, where the air doesn't provide the equivalent of smoking nine cigarettes.

Sayonara.

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